What Your Favorite Attraction Says About You

We all have them, those rides and shows at the Disney parks that you just cannot miss. You might even visit the attraction twice (or three or four times) in one outing, and you consider neglecting parades and fireworks just to get a shorter wait time. Here’s what your favorite WDW attraction says about you:

Haunted Mansion: You’re a fan of dark humor. You enjoy Tim Burton films and would love if Danny Elfman composed the score to your life.

The Enchanted Tiki Room: You’re a D23er, DVC member, annual passholder or any combination thereof. You really, REALLY love classic Disney trivia, and you have no problem proudly displaying your knowledge like the countless limited-edition pins hanging around your neck.

Splash Mountain: You like to have a good time, but let’s not get too crazy. You’re adventurous, but you like to keep the adventure contained. One 50-foot drop is enough for you, and Brer Rabbit’s story is one you really enjoy.

Toy Story Midway Mania: You thrive off competition. You enjoy competition so much that you’re comfortable waiting 75-80 minutes in the queue. If you snagged Fastpasses for Midway, you probably got to Hollywood Studios at park opening, ran to Fastpass distribution, and competed with hundreds of other people in line to snag a coveted Midway Fastpass. The person you ride with suddenly goes from friend to foe as soon as you tug on your machine. Easy there, tiger.

Jungle Cruise: You read the jokes off of Laffy Taffy wrappers and laugh. You’re snarky, sarcastic, and quick-witted. You take very little seriously and look for opportunities for puns wherever you can.

Rock and Rollercoaster Starring Aerosmith: You live life in the fast lane and love a good party. You listen to 1980s hair metal and have more than one vintage t-shirt in your suitcase.

Mission Space: Orange: You have a strong stomach. You’re the one who has no fears about life. I applaud your strength.

Mission Space: Green: You’re friends with the Orange riders, but you opted out for the safer choice. You’re the level-headed one amongst friends. You go along with the crowd but only up to a certain point.

It’s a Small World: You have newborn children who need naps, you’re retired, or you’re a glutton for punishment.

DINOSAUR: You were the kid who had mounds of plastic dinosaurs littering your bedroom floor. There’s nothing wrong with delving into your nerdy side.

Harry Potter World: You’re the Guest who has no clue they’re at a Disney park or that Disney DOES NOT OWN Harry Potter anything… It’s okay. You can always take TTA back to your resort after looking for Expedition Everest in Magic Kingdom. What time is that 3 o’clock parade, again?


I know I forgot a lot of attractions, so mention more in the comments below! And, just in case you were wondering, I’m a combo R&R/Jungle Cruise type of gal. Ugh, love me some Jungle Cruise…


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